Tuesday 13th July

OK. False alarm !
I'm not confirming that he doesn't have his ex-wife chopped up into handy bite-sized pieces somewhere, but it's NOT here.
The window my neighbour had seen was actually my garage / workshop. Our local council have changed all the bin collection times recently and we forgot last week. We couldn't fit all the bags into the wheelie bin, so I threw them in the workshop to stop the cats getting to them. Bin bags + 2 weeks = flies.

Sorry to disappoint. :(